Tuesday, January 22, 2013

It is a rivalry that has been going on since they were established. No different than the Yankees and Red Sox, Packers and Bears, Lenno and Letterman, Ali and Frazier, or Lindsay Lohan and Sobriety, Pepsi and Coke have been the subject of a heated fued that has started fights, separated houses and ended marriages.

Arguments about taste, flow, design of the can, smell, calorie count and their favorite spokesman raid through households and families on a day to day basis. As dramatic as it can, and probably shouldn't be, it is a rivalry that will never be settled.

This is why this fued needs to end. This is why these questions need to be answered. So that our divorce rate in America will no longer suffer.

In an effort to end this trouble, the taste, flow, design of can, calorie count, and most famous and favorite spokesman have been evaluated. The cola versions of Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Royal Crown Cola (RC), and the generic cola locally found have been analyzed thoroughly, and a decision has been made.

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